When I Close My Eyes Tee

Price range: $19.50 through $34.50

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Description

Part observation, part philosophical breakthrough, this design captures the kind of realization that arrives somewhere between exhaustion and boredom. It’s a statement so aggressively obvious that it loops all the way back around to being funny.

Perfect for lovers of deadpan humor, pointless facts, and conversations that leave people wondering whether they’ve just witnessed genius or a complete system failure. The oversized red typography delivers the joke with absolute confidence, which only makes the absurdity work even better.

This belongs in the Questionable Choices category, because publicly announcing discoveries that toddlers routinely make is a bold way to manage expectations.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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