Description
Because “avoiding incarceration” should ideally not be the primary pillar holding your personality together.
A beautifully relatable reminder that self-control is often less about maturity and more about avoiding paperwork. This design captures the daily internal negotiation between being a functioning adult and becoming the subject of a very disappointing local news story.
Blunt, exhausted, and just restrained enough to stay legally productive, it’s perfect for anyone whose patience survives mostly out of convenience. This lands firmly in the Bad Idea category, because if your emotional regulation strategy is “fear of prison,” things are already more complicated than they
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!






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