Life Support Tee

Description

Parenting is often described as a journey filled with love, sacrifice, and meaningful moments. This design focuses on the more realistic scenario where your final contribution to humanity is serving as a temporary charging station for a child whose phone battery has reached 2%.

Darkly relatable and painfully modern, it perfectly captures the hierarchy of needs in the digital age. The joke lands because every parent knows there comes a point when preserving a phone’s battery life starts to feel suspiciously more urgent than preserving anything else in the room.

This belongs squarely in the Bad Idea category, because imagining your children unplugging your life support to charge a phone is exactly the kind of thought that should never have become a shirt.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!