Description
Some advice is helpful. This isn’t one of those times.
Bright, chaotic, and unapologetically selfish, this design delivers survival strategy with zero concern for collateral damage. The bold typography and animated duck make the message impossible to miss—and even harder to justify.
It’s the kind of humor that lands because it probably shouldn’t, making it a perfect fit for the Bad Ideas category.
Wear it as a joke, a warning, or a personal philosophy. Either way, you’ve made your position clear.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!








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