Walken on Water Tee

Description

Some ideas are bold.
Some are questionable.
Some involve ancient robes, modern sunglasses, and an absolutely unbothered walk across open water.
And here it is – Walken on Water!

This design lives somewhere between iconic confidence and “maybe we shouldn’t explain this too much.” Clean, minimalist, and just ironic enough to make people do a double-take, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys humour that doesn’t ask permission.

Built on a structured, classic unisex tee, this shirt keeps things simple: sharp lines, comfortable fit, and effortless layering with whatever questionable life choices you’re currently making.

Wear it casually.
Wear it ironically.
Wear it like you absolutely meant to do this.

Shirt Details

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!