Description
Some lifestyle changes come at a cost.
This unisex classic tee delivers a brutally honest warning for caffeine loyalists everywhere, featuring the fan-favourite line:
“By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.”
Bold typography, playful icons, and warm vintage colours make the joke land fast—whether you’re a coffee devotee, a green tea skeptic, or someone who simply appreciates quality sarcasm. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks laughs, nods of agreement, and the occasional defensive sip of coffee.
Designed for a structured, polished look, this tee sits nicely on the body, keeps clean lines around the edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or casual everyday outfits. Trendy, comfortable, and durable, it’s built to be worn often—and commented on even more.
Product details:
100% cotton for a classic, structured fit
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Disclaimers:
Due to fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.
We make this product especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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