Description
Some warnings are polite.
Some are necessary.
This one is both.
The “Fart Loading… Please Stand By” design is peak minimalist chaos — clean, simple, and just responsible enough to technically count as a public service announcement.
No clutter. No extra graphics. Just a progress bar for poor life decisions and worse timing.
It’s the kind of shirt that says:
You knew the risk.
You stayed anyway.
Perfect for people who enjoy awkward silence, terrible timing, and making friends question their seating choices.
Built on a structured classic tee that keeps sharp lines, layers cleanly, and holds up whether you’re behaving… or absolutely not.
Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers
• Due to fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles are expected for the Natural colour variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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