I Don’t Like Mornings. Or People. T-Shirt

Description

Some feelings don’t need to be unpacked.
They just need to be stated.

This minimalist design delivers a brutally honest truth in calm, readable text—perfect for those who require coffee before conversation. Clean typography, subtle color contrast, and zero unnecessary decoration make this tee as straightforward as your tolerance level in the morning.

Part of the Questionable Choices collection, this shirt is for people who’ve accepted that mornings are optional, people are exhausting, and honesty is efficient.

Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee offers a structured, comfortable fit that holds its shape and pairs easily with everyday streetwear. Soft enough to wear all day. Clear enough to set boundaries early.

Details

100% cotton

Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

Open-end yarn

Tubular fabric

Taped neck and shoulders

Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Disclaimers:

White color variants may appear off-white due to fabric properties

Dark speckles are expected in the Natural color variant

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!