Description
Motivational quotes are great.
Reality has notes.
This shirt takes a familiar phrase and gives it the brutally honest update it deserves, featuring the line:
“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger… except for bears. Bears will kill you.”
Minimalist, hand-drawn typography keeps the focus on the joke, letting the punchline land instantly. It’s smart, dry humour for people who appreciate common sense, dark wit, and the fact that nature does not care about your inspirational posters.
The unisex classic tee offers a structured, polished fit that sits nicely on the body and maintains clean lines around the edges. It pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or everyday casual wear—comfortable enough for daily use and bold enough to start conversations you didn’t ask for.
Ideal for:
Outdoor lovers with a sense of humour
Fans of dark, logical comedy
Anyone who distrusts motivational slogans
Product details:
100% cotton for a classic, structured fit
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Disclaimers:
Due to fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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