My Cats Are Allergic Tee

Description

Some people don’t have kids because of timing, finances, or life goals. This design introduces a far more important consideration: the household approval process administered by several tiny, judgmental mammals.

Ridiculous, unexpected, and delivered with complete confidence, it’s the perfect shirt for cat lovers who have fully accepted who really runs the household. The punchline lands with the kind of absurd logic that makes people stop, reread it, and immediately question whether they should be laughing.

This belongs in the Questionable Choices category, because allowing your cats to dictate major life decisions is objectively unreasonable… and yet strangely understandable.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!