Description
Every story needs a villain.
Sometimes… it’s the person with the spreadsheet.
This minimalist design says what everyone quietly suspects but rarely says out loud. Clean typography. Stark contrast. Zero subtlety. Just a brutally simple statement that lands somewhere between office humour and terrible career advice.
It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who works with numbers, knows someone who works with numbers, or has ever watched the life drain out of a room when someone says the words “tax season.”
Minimal design. Maximum side-eye.
Whether you’re an accountant with a sense of humor or someone who enjoys stirring the pot at family gatherings, this shirt delivers the joke with the quiet confidence of a perfectly balanced ledger.
Wear it responsibly.
Or right before a budget meeting.
Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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