Description
Some people say things clearly.
Some people repeat themselves.
And some people bring visual aids.
This design takes a beautifully complicated instrument panel and pairs it with the simplest possible question:
What part of… don’t you understand?
Minimalist layout. Bold typography. A grid of dials that look extremely technical and wildly unhelpful at the same time. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys precision, sarcasm, and explaining things in ways that absolutely do not make them simpler.
It’s confident.
It’s slightly aggressive.
It’s professionally passive-aggressive.
Built on a structured classic tee that keeps sharp lines and layers cleanly with whatever you’re piloting that day — conversation, career, or questionable life choices.
Wear it to work.
Wear it to the hangar.
Wear it when you’re done explaining.
Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!


















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