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We’ve added seven new designs to the shop, and subtlety was apparently not part of the plan.
From unsolicited opinions to questionable life choices, the latest drop is loaded with sarcasm for people who prefer their T-shirts to do some of the talking.
Almost Every Hand
“If almost every hand you’ve been dealt sucks, maybe you’re the dealer.”
A little accountability. On a T-shirt. You’re welcome.
Not Fat
“I’m not fat. I’m just easier to see.”
Why explain yourself when you can improve the terminology?
No One Cares
“SHHH… No one cares.”
For conversations that should have ended several minutes ago.
Possibly Immortal
“So far my record for getting through bad days is 100%. I might be immortal.”
The statistics are looking surprisingly good.
Not My Cat
“You’re not my cat. I don’t care what you think.”
Some opinions matter. Your cat’s, for example.
Stupidity Isn’t Illegal
“Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.”
Case dismissed. Unfortunately.
Easily Excited By Food
I’m not easily excited. I’m just easily annoyed. |
